Ionic Bonding
It's a hot night on the dance floor, that booty rocking. You're just a small town cation, looking for a lonely anion. You find one, success. Walk over and say "Hey, how's it going?". She flutters her eyes at you... Her shells so nearly full. "I'm looking for something... Think you got it?" Oh, you just can't wait to give it to her. You can already feel the chemistry. "I got it, but nothing more and nothing less." You take her by the shell and take her home. You can feel the heat between you. You show her what you've got and she returns the favor. She has so much more than you, but that's how you like it...
A few seconds later and it's all over, you've given her what you had and can give her no more. Both satisfied and both full.
Well, that story was odd... Very odd. And never again will I Google images "Bonding sex" .But the purpose was simple. Ionic bonding is the losing of an electron. He has one electron in his outer shell and she needed one, he gave her all he had. Simple stuff. The difference between this and covalent bonding (covered in another article) is that she just left. She wasn't clingy, she was fulfilled.
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| Oh look, it's Covalent bonding girl. |
All this sexual imagery... let's get back to science. Groups one and two are "Cations" and groups 6 and 7 are "anions". Cations and anions are most likely to form ions.
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